he_who_kills: (HWKspeedo <lj user=bound_by_time>)
Celebration come. Me get much cake for Anansi!
he_who_kills: (scream)
ME NO FIND RING!!



(OOC - Cain's best man)
he_who_kills: (knife)
Me claim large beast for trophy! You no hunt, only me do!
he_who_kills: (talking)
*crinkle crackle* Me no *crinkle crackle* like *crinkle crackle* white nuts!!*crinkle crackle crinkle crackle*


(OOC - "white nuts" = packing peanuts)
he_who_kills: (Default)
Why all wait for one what called bathroom? City have many bushes, are much leafy.
he_who_kills: (peekaboo)
Artists much good! Me like new statues. Middle one is much favorite!


*Community post link*
he_who_kills: (Default)
Trophies much...different.


*Community post link*

Video

Jun. 4th, 2012 05:24 pm
he_who_kills: (Default)
[Guess who hugged a little too hard]



(OOC - Link 100% safe for viewing)


*Community post link*
he_who_kills: (scream)


IS NOT STUFF ANIMAL TOY! NO TOUCH!








(OOC - HWK went out to search for MIA Cain. Hug screechy scary doll at your own risk.)


*Community post link*
he_who_kills: (redhwk)
Me have much mad wolf child, run up down all stairs. No want go home! Me can no scare away?!


*Community post link*
he_who_kills: (talking)
Ball animals much strange. No move, but all around? No mate, but make many? No mouth, but eat much?

Me kill many, number in dwelling no change! Me put many outside, number in dwelling no change!

IS PESTS!!




*Community post link*
he_who_kills: (HWKspeedo <lj user=bound_by_time>)
Man walks into sleeping room. He have water and medicine for head pain. Man's woman ask, "Why you have that?"

He say, "Is for your head pain."

She say, "Me have no head pain."

He say, "Me got you!"


That how you tell story, have much good joke for end.


*Community post link*

Video

Mar. 25th, 2012 06:11 am
he_who_kills: http://doctorwho.livejournal.com/5873633.html (dalek)
[Standoff: Lone dalek VS 13" doll.]

"You will obey!"

"NO!!"

"YOU WILL OBEY!!! OBEY!!! OBEY OR BE EXTERMINATED!!!"

"PHAAH!!!"

"EXTERMINATE!!!

[Dalek aims and fires. Right after death ray's hit, roaring wind comes from the point of impact, rushing up at the dalek. Metal body violently shakes in place for several minutes, then all is quiet. Dalek sits in place, eyestalk twitching about. Rolls a few paces forwarded, stops, rolls back, stops, forward again. Goes in wide circle, picking up speed.]

"Vroom-vroom-vroom!"

[Spins out; stops on a dime.]

"What this do?" [Death ray shoots and exterminates a lamp post.]

"Pu-pu-pu!" [Bounces up and down in place.] "Heh-heh!"

[Puts in high gear and zooms off].



(OOC - If it's organic, HWK can possess it. Daleks are canned little blob mutants.

HWK's gonna be motoring around the City until curse ends or Cain calls him back into the already-reformed-from-the-ashes doll.]



*Community post link*
he_who_kills: (angry)
You blind?! Me no look like Irish Land people!! Why keep ask about pot-o-gold?! ME NO HAVE IT!!


*Community post link*
he_who_kills: (knife)
[Pre-storm: Busy roasting scorpions over a blazing fire.

Post-storm: Conniption fit over rain soaked ashes. Takes rage out on slugs.]

Shrieking curses in Zuni

[Stab, hack, repeat]


*Community post link*
he_who_kills: (talking)
WHERE POLICE?! ME WANT TALK TO POLICE, NOW!
he_who_kills: (peekaboo)
Phaah! Bird and pig meat no good. Me cut, it turn into air! Why City make many fat animals if no can use meat?! Is this what called no calorie diet? Eat air, loose much weight?

Is much bad thing do, word got "die" in it.
he_who_kills: (real life)
[Large, imposing, nearly naked man with long dark hair is in the Opera House kitchen. He's rummaging around in an open silverware drawer. Lifts up a steak knife, in his gigantic hand, it looks puny. Stares wistfully at the knife, then with a forlorn air puts it back.

More rummaging in other drawers. Comes up with a bread knife. Eyes light up and sharp-toothed grin spreads across his face as he slowing runs a finger over the serrated edge blade. Nodding approval, shoves the knife into the band of his loincloth.

Exits the room. Deep voice rumbles "Much good weapon."]


Real Life pic: Troy Polamalu - http://www.rolandsmartin.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/TroyPolamalu.jpg
he_who_kills: (Default)
ME TALK MUCH LOUD, YOU BUY PRODUCT NOW!!

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